If you are not Republican and wonder what the big controversy in the Republican Party is between young republicans, I will let you in on the secret: we argue of which Bush Twin is hotter. Stan says Barbara (the brunette) is hotter, I prefer Jenna, the blonde twin. Gentlemen prefer blondes so I may be agreeing with Stan in the end because neither of us are gentlemen and neither of us is getting within 100 yards of a Bush Twin any time soon. If you had any fear that my being attached to a blue dress-wearing Democratic Intern was having an effect, let those fears be erased. I am still the conservative pig I was when you met me. The first person to hear about this and call me a chauvinist volunteered with Bush/Cheney 04 in the hope of meeting George Prescott Bush.
As you well know, I have a new computer. It is amazing. With this new computer came a new iPod (30 GB, black). Chaos Bean, in her infinite wisdom of my diseases and maladies outfitted me with a protective case for my iPod lest its fate be like my first iPod of being smashed and then eventually fried. I am clumsy, my fingers are made of butter and while inserting the iPod into the case I let the iPod slip out of my hands causing it to bounce through three rooms of my apartment before landing in a pile of laundry that I had not yet put away. So much for Chaos Bean’s thoughtfulness.
I am very fortunate to have been born a white, protestant male in America. I have never thought of myself as better or more fortunate but I realize that in some ways. I have never entertained the wish that I had been born someone else or conversely been happy that I was not born someone else. Today, however, I realized that I am glad I am not nor never was a Middle School girl, especially one from an affluent family in the United States.
I have to cast my vote for Barbara, Sprite. I think she's way prettier.
And I can't wait till she's governor of Texas.
Posted by: Alex Vance | Tuesday, 30 May 2006 at 02:43 AM
if she governs texas I'M MOVING!
Posted by: Jay V | Tuesday, 30 May 2006 at 07:04 AM
Barbara is way hotter, and sort of mysterious. Jenna LOOKS wholesome, like she's a Kansas farm girl.
Posted by: Margaret | Tuesday, 30 May 2006 at 10:22 PM
Yeah, if I were really thoughtful I might have put it in the case for you.
as for the bush twins. Jenna looks like a good time, someone you could have a beer with and hang out. Whereas Barbara looks like a snotty prissy know it all who drinks tonic water with lime. she also looks like she had a botched nose job. She also looks like shes fighting an eating disorder.
Posted by: Chaosbean | Wednesday, 31 May 2006 at 11:03 PM
Jenna's winning 14 votes to 8?
I demand a recount!
Posted by: Alex Vance | Thursday, 01 June 2006 at 03:19 AM
FIXED!!!! ITS FIXED!!!!!!!
Arrrghhh.
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