This is one of Nicole's favorite stories of mine, albeit a made up one, from my old blog. I thought I'd repost it while I was thinking of other things so this doesn't have to be so morose.
Today
I went to Pizza Hut and I had to use the bathroom. This bathroom was disgusting, I’d give you a description but
I think you can fill in your own blanks.
I pity the person who has to clean that filthy hole.
But, I had to pee. It wasn’t something that I could avoid or I would have. I did what I had to do and went to flush the toilet. Now, we all know the kick the flusher with your shoe trick so you don’t touch it with your hands. The theory being that the sole of you shoe is already dirty from being on the ground and that you need to keep your hands clean.
So, I kick the flusher or try to. I was wearing my Air Saint Luke Sandals and you can’t really do that in sandals. First I slipped and while I was slipping Saint Luke the Lefty fell off my foot and right into bowl. So there I am, one sandal on and one sandal off. I lean over to pull my sandal out of the toilet – it was not in the water yet. I was in luck but when I leaned over, on one foot, to pull it out I slipped again. I went to steady myself on something and hit the flusher.
So, what happens? I have one arm down the toilet and one arm on the flusher. My sandal WAS dry and so WAS my arm. So, now I’ve touched the dirty flusher, ruined my sandal and to make it even worse I have toilet water and urine all over my arm and part of my face. Part of the beauty of Air Saint Luke the Lefty being in the toilet is that it caused the water to swirl and then FLY.
I’m just glad I didn’t have diarrhea.
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